Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 6, 2022

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Massive Pussy

People who are scared of everyone and everything, resorting to violence as a response to that.

Girl: back off dickhead
Viktor:*pulls knife to girl*
Girl: you are a massive pussy

by TommyWidDaDumpy August 15, 2021

massive mia

this is a girl who reads too much that she never showers and smells like poo and onions,
people tend to run away.

she has no friends.

errr its a massive mia EEWWWWW

by emily+paige :0 February 25, 2022

massive

the trigger word for the 'low taper fade' meme that will NEVER die out. as soon as someone mentions the word 'massive' they know what's coming

Person 1: woah that's massive! can i have some?

Person 2: you know what else is massive? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAPER FAAAAAAAAADE

by zdriplet March 6, 2025

MASSIVE

When ever you hear someone says something is massive, you tell them Ya'll know what else is MASSIVE
LOOOOWWOWOWOO TABERR FAAADEEEE

The map is too massive, but you know what else is massive
LOOOOOOWWW TABBBBERRR FAADDEEEE

by Im actually kanye west December 15, 2024

Massive

An adjective describing Ninja and his well-known Low Taper Fade.

"The fortnite map is massive. And do you know what else is massive? LOOOO-"

by rufflXP January 21, 2025