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drop the soap

An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.

And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.
Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me

I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation

So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion

Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...
by bitchuck October 22, 2023
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Dropping a Jimmy

go to the top floor of a mall and drop a condom with a bouncy ball and filled up with conditioner and watch your masterpiece in action
"Mikes dropping a Jimmy now. Hey look that little kid picked it up and showed his mom."
by snave91092 December 21, 2008
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Banzai Drop

When you're having sex with a fat woman, usually 300lbs at the most, you allow the woman stand over you, and with you back first on the bed or floor looking up, the woman then yells "BANZAAAAAI!!" before doing a short jump and then slamming all of her doughiness down onto your chest or erect penis. Be careful though, performing this could EASILY result in a penile fracture if not done correctly

Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
Jesus Christ, that Banzai Drop almost broke my dick in half!
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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Hoff-drop

slamming someones facebook profile with many, many provocative pictures of David Hasselhoff. Best served on Birthdays. Used in place of "like" rape.
When I woke up and checked my facebook, I found that X Hoff-dropped me while I slept ... asshole!
by ten nine? October 13, 2011
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Drop in the bucket

A negligible amount. Something that makes little difference. This is especially considering the amount of wealth a rich person has to the amount of spending they do seem to the average person unattainable.
That 40 million dollar home Bill Gates purchased is just a drop in the bucket since he is billionaire many times over.
by cpetkunas December 5, 2020
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drop the tacos

getting rid of the ladies so the men can go out
Jayson said to drop the tacos so we can go hang out
by subtletee January 29, 2015
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Drop AWP

To discard an AWP for the sake of your teammate in any Counter-Strike franchise. It is also used as a mating call by Russian players to attract others who have an AWP at their disposal.
Player 1: Since I saved last round, let's eco.
VodkaSlayer69: Drop AWP pls.
by randomnameidk March 4, 2021
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