Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 6, 2024

Crust

The word 'crust' has several meanings. It means a person, Whom can spend hours on end in a bed, On a couch etc, Watching a marathon of a TV series or movie, Like Law and Order or The Simpsons or even for a movie Snakes on a plane. A crust is a person who enjoys a take away greasy meal rather than a nice home cooked meal. Or it can be used to refer to doing all of the activities above.

Friend " Oi what are you doing today"

You " Just crusting "

by Danda October 4, 2016

Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”

by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019

winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 5, 2017

Stuffed crust

A sexual act in which one "lets it crust" before anal sex.

Jacob: hey Brittany, wanna make some stuffed crust later?

Brittany: Jacob, thats disgusting, I'm trying to eat.

by Swiggityswonerr January 17, 2025

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022

Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.

I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.

by PrettyFeet March 24, 2024