Christopher Penaldus the 3rd

There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.

Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.

by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023

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3rd wave ska

A style of music coming from traditional ska and 2-tone ska, usually upbeat and accompanied by horns (trumpets, trombones etc.) Slightly dying out now because some morons prefer hip hop crap

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Ska kicks ass!

by Mary Margaret July 2, 2005

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Honkai Impact 3rd

A gacha game developed by Mihoyo. Don't let the cute and hot waifu characters distract you from the dark and depressing story. If you're playing this game only for the story and not for the cute characters, please be prepared to have a box of tissues with you.

Honkai Impact 3rd fucking made me depressed. Like, why did Himeko have to die just to save Kiana? I'm so fuckinh depressed rn can someone hug me

by hatdog-mo-dilaw November 29, 2022

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