The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024

Erik Van Aken

An individual who is just seen as the ugly person of the group, usually comes with a dead trim. They also support a joke of a football team. Used in many ways

" Oh hes a Erik Van Aken"

by manchestermassive123 March 25, 2024

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024

Erik

A ugly boy usually looking as a stick. Has brown hair and brown eyes. Usually good at school but especially history. It's usually a scorpion and tall. Sorry it just has to be said.

Erik is soo stupid and looks like a stick
Ikr

by AntiErik June 21, 2021

Erik

A cheater, a big FAT cheater. Ladies, and non binary people, N E V E R date this man.

‘ Did you hear about Erik? The weird fuck is sexting people whilst dating someone! ‘

by nobodyLikesyouAnyway July 11, 2021