The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.
Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?
Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
by Deademeat December 24, 2010
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Get the Nintendo 69 mug.When a basement dweller spends 69 days (approximately. The Chilean miners spent 69 days in that mine) in the basement playing minecraft. It may or may not be sexual depending on context, but most likely not because who the hell wants to have sex with a basement dweller.
by Ivan the Fourth October 16, 2010
Get the Chilean 69 mug.When someone who is far better than you at Call Of Duty plays on your account and starts owning everyone and getting your kill/death ratio up while you watch. Both parties get equal pleasure out of the experience.
by RAC1ST January 11, 2011
Get the CoD 69 mug.A hybrid sexual act that is a combination of a golden shower and a 69er.
This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.
This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.
This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
"Hey babe, I have a full bladder, I am crazy horny and I want to be covered in your piss - shall we do a golden 69?"
by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017
Get the Golden 69 mug.Yo man. I heard joe picked up this girl the other night just trying to get lucky. They went out to eat and went back to his place and they ended up having a flaming 69. Both screaming and freaking out.
by Killadolphen June 28, 2022
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