Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

camaro hair

a chick rocking the Farrah Fawcett feathered hair style.

check out her awesome camaro hair!

by i heart camaros March 2, 2012

Pineapple Hair

anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house

weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair

by moonangxel June 17, 2020

Tasty hair

A tasty hair is someone who has delicious looking hair. They are usually very weirded out when people start chewing on their hair but it’s just too irresistible.

“Look at that tasty hair omg I’m so hungry now”

by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020

Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.

Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)

by Youoyo March 17, 2021

Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021