Beaner

A name/saying for someone who eats large amounts of beans, particularly people of Mexican/Hispanic decent.

Dad: You guys want anything from the store?

Mexican Girl: mãybé sömé blàck béãns please

Dad: Why do you always ask for beans?
Son: it’s cause she’s a BEANER

by Ayden Hofer December 29, 2019

Beaners

1. A cats paws: Specifically the carpal pad. Also known as "Beans."
2. A racist term for Mexicans

1. "Shirley Temples beaners are pink and so smol!"
2. Get off my property, beaner.

by CheeseFigures83 December 27, 2024

BEANER

A beaner is a Mexican with a thick,and long dick

My dad has a beaner

by Gustavo Reyes September 21, 2017

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when they try to pronounce "Karbiner" when refering to a series of German bolt action rifles.

"Hey guys today we'll be taking a look at a Car Beaner 98k."

by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

Beanerism

A Mexican behavior, activity, etc (ex. Immigrating from the Rio Grande River)

A white guy: Dude, I need a job pronto before I get evicted.

Another White guy: Why don’t you do house cleaning?

White guy: I’m not doing house cleaning because that’s a beanerism

by addingISMStoslurs May 11, 2024