zoltan

straight, really cool, ballin

-Andrew is a little bitch
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...

by ballllller January 4, 2009

planet zorton

where all bipolar professors call home

Senora Kramer hails from planet zorton

by giovanna March 2, 2004

zooton

is the definition of a small J joint in which skunk into a skin rizzla.

This could be a term used when asking someone "Do you want a ZOOTON!" as to ask would you like to smoke a small joint.

by DJ Karnx September 27, 2005

zoltan

an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.

"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"

by Kyle Doeden October 4, 2006

zoltan gera

one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!

gera! gera! gera!

gera = world class (a bit)

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005

Zorton

Another word for "fart" invented by Cheez wiz and Orgasmo

I just um...zorton...'d

by cheezy advisory board November 11, 2003

zoltan

a word used to expresses or state the action of farting

joe, "ZOLTAN!!" jim, "dude u suck, o it smells"


jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"

by azn in da atlza August 27, 2005