Zanian

The golden avatar of the god of havoc and destruction.
Mostly seen in the infamous religion "Markism".

Prophet: And forth from the abyssal plane came Zanian, who brought death to all who opposed him.
If thou worship any other god, thy skin will be torn from your body, and thy intestines will be fed to the false gods.

by Annonymously January 9, 2009

Zandi Syndrome

A sudden onset of fear that people are quoting Mark Zandi too much.

"Wow, I just read Financial Shock. It told me all this stuff, like...."
"I believe that you are suffering from Zandi Syndrome."

by Goosiepie December 25, 2008

Zaniaya

The most sexiest person on the planet. Get you one of those

Zaniaya is so finnneeeee.

by AceAxel May 15, 2021

Zaniolo

Zaniolo is an Italian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Serie A club Roma and the Italy national football team.This word originates from a Vietnamese commentator named Truong Anh Ngoc. She mistakenly saw the shot that went out of the goal and commented that he did not celebrate.You can use it when something not as your expected

I didn't have a good test
-Zaniolo

by vietanhoclon May 3, 2022

zandi

is the sweetest soul you will ever meet. she will light up any room she walks into with her charming smile and quick wits. trust is very important to zandis so paitence and consistency is key in gaining their respect. although it may take awhile to get to know a zandi, a zandi is a person you will never forget.

did you see that girl walk in? she must be a zandi.
i need to get me a zandi.

by donyzel September 30, 2020

Zaniyah

This girl is a freak . When she is in her freak mode it’s hard to go back when she wants sex she’ll have it without turning back this girl will rock your world her smile will brighten up anybody’s day her smile is gorgeous her smile is unforgettable you could have been a zaniyah you do not wanna lose is Her she will rock your world no matter what if you lose her I feel bad for you

Zaniyah ur such a freak 👅💦

by Aaliyah Anderson June 10, 2018

zanism

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”

While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.

by Artaran September 14, 2008