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Differing opinions exist on this subject... many believe it to mean "oh my god" and just to be another varient...

However a select few have been chosen to know the truth behind the phenominon...

For the truth is.. zomg actually mean "Zombies on my genitalia"
ZoMg it hurts tbh...
ZOMG u suck...
1. A more intense version of the ever-popular, "omg".

2. OMG Deluxe
Scyhte: I JUST GOT ALL 140 EPISODES OF AWESOME FIGHTERS CHAMPIONSHIP.
Spexx: zomg torrent plz!
zomg by BenSpector March 23, 2005
ZEBRA'S ON MY GRASS!!!!
ZOMG THERES ZEBRAS ON MY MOTHA FUCKIN GRASS!!!! D=
ZOMG is neither an acronym nor a word; it is an entity. ZOMG is a mythological figure who wields a sword tainted with the blood of emo kids.
Bill: Jesus Christ! That ZOMG just stabbed the lead singer of My Chemical Romance in the eye!
Bob: You're right! and now the bassist is crying!
ZOMG by Allison Ruhe December 14, 2008
"A Zombie is coming to eat my brains out!"
"ZOMG!"
ZOMG by zombiechicken April 9, 2013
OMG, but in zombie form
him: OMFG
her: ?
him: A zombie bit me, l337!
her: lol
him: ZOMG
her: kekekeke
zomg by joh3n January 27, 2005