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The pronation of the cock to such a degree where the process of space time continuum cannot sustain its self because of the overlapping of the cocks skin. One yoot resides at the beginning stages of early users( usually just to start learning how it’s done perchance). Second overlap of the male cock-skin is where things get a little psychedelic, mind begins to go in the 2nd dimension. On the 3rd rotation of penis you begin your journey ripping through the fabric of our reality, in this state your mind will accelerate cognitive abilities and unleash your extra 8 senses. On top of this you will feel your vision blurt and you will experience a higher plane of existence with geometric forms shaping around them as what they first thought was reality shortly turns into a figment of your mind. You must never go past a 3rd turn because after you hold on for that fourth, you vaporize into the 5th sector and break through the quantum barrier of the universes dematrel valve. Anyone who has attempted a 4th turn yoot has all ended up gone from this realm with most speculating that they become a high form of being, but we will never know. As of now we do know that most of this exists because of the law of dihilozation, in this law it confirms that when the cock is turned such a way the matrix mistakes the plane of the skin to be apart of its own and with each turn a sector of reality is brought with it. Yooting can also be really helpful against pollen allergies and gayness
Yo sorry I can’t get to the phone right now I’m too busy Yooting the geek out of my dih
Yooting by Soberpickledih April 26, 2025
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When someone is wasting time doing something generally stupid or pointless.
Can be partying, wasting money, swearing, or anything that doesn't have a straight purpose.
Comes from the letter "Y," which sounds like "why?"
It's a reminder that you need to have the why in what you're doing - how does it benefit you?
Derived from the original idea behind the "Y" - asking "why?" before you do anything.
When you're yooning, you're not asking that question. You're just doing things that don't move you forward or serve a purpose.
This guy’s a yooner. All he does is drink alcohol and fuck around. We told him to stop yooning.
Yooning by renekmarken June 9, 2026
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