A dolphin-humanoid who frequents the depths of Tumblr and survives on a diet of rice and barley tea. She will show you 83 photos of her cat whether you ask her or not. A kind and benevolent creature, she will tend to your wounds when you are ill and listen to your grievances with an open heart. Weaknesses include mornings, hunger, and large crowds. Highly motivated by food. Does not bite. HAS A MASSIVE PENIS.
Human: Hot diggity, look at that cute Yoomin. I would def. get midnight ice cream and fries with her.
by IAmNotAState April 08, 2017