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xiaosdevotedslave

top tier creator. xiao simp which is understandable. could make me laugh anyday idc, best mutual ever. if u don't follow him go do that rn or u will miss out I swear. Btw shows up on my fyp way too often but like I enjoy it so it's fine 🤨
a: idc who xiaosdevotedslave is, I'm not interes-
b: whore goodbye
by xiaoscvm September 16, 2021
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xiaos.cvm.s1vt

A person who is heavily and I mean HEAVILY in love with xiaos
“Hey do you know xiaos.cvm.s1vt on TikTok
“No”
*stabs*
by Iheartvincent May 9, 2022
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Xploshi

An animator that makes cursed videos and is the maker of The Simpson. He watched by over 200k view per month please subscribe to Xploshi.
Screen chubs is made by Xploshi.
by Xploshi Kid October 1, 2020
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xilophone

A musical instrument played by small children in kindergarden
The xilophone sucks
by larstait October 29, 2003
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Xylosax

1) The unfortunate hybrid combination of a Xylophone and a Saxophone. An excellent example of why instruments should practice abstinence. The blowing/hitting of such an instrument often results in a painful sound often accompanied by temporary insanity until the sound waves are thoroughly 120 miles away.

2) A weapon of war, noted for the destructive capabilities it has achieved in the battlefield of sanity and eardrums. Commonly thought to have been created by the Big Notorious J - Lo.

3) A laxative used by balding sweaty middle-aged men. Recommended with a garlic supplement for extra heath benefits.
1) My child wants to play the Xylosax. I shall throw him into a burlap sack and beat him with reeds.

2) Activate the Xylosax!

3) Activate the Xylosax!
by Sir Brautigan August 6, 2009
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Xylosphincle

A primative musical instrument in the winds family consisting of a single tube, with it's airflow controlled by a sphincter like valve.
Hey Billy, you can amplify the sound of your (xylosphincle) by eating baked beans
by The giant sphincter June 22, 2018
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xiaosrealwife

Literally the best and funniest tiktok user of all time (ayo Mocha if u see this its ur mutual @kiriroll ily)
I cant type a sentence uhh xiaosrealwife is funny asf and im mutuals with them even though i dont talk to them.
by KiriRoll June 13, 2021
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