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When The Fuck Ever. Used as an antonym to ASAP, which is relatively redundant and most requests for assistance and information typically infer that said asker required and answer as soon as possible. Origins are relatively unknown but I would like to claim it resulted from a medication induced conversation.
I need these TPS reports WTFE.
wtfe by Da Mox April 18, 2005
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What The Fuck Experience. A term used to describe an escort who really shouldn't be in this industry, as opposed to GFE (Girlfriend Experience) or PSE (Pornstar Experience). An escort who is more restrictions than allowances.
Customer: "How would you describe your service style, GFE or PSE?"

Escort: "DONT TOUCH ME....JUST LOOK..and I'll let you pay me for it...."

Customer: "So really a WTFE, then?"
WTFE by blackram67 February 24, 2013
Acronym for "What the fuck else we gonna do?"

A phrase used to justify any spontaneous/fun activity with inevitably dire consequences (for example, snorting and bombing MDMA until one starts seeing the curvature of one's own eyeballs)
Person A (on a horrendous comedown) - "Why do we do this to ourselves?"

Person B - "WTFEWGD?"
WTFEWGD by Horatio McBull August 7, 2008
An online play on words, in this case on WTF. It simply means a high fever. Not to be confused with Wtf ever.
I was so sick I had a wtfever of 103 degrees!
wtFever by Michael Filo May 16, 2006
Abbreviation of: What The Fucking Egrit. Used when something is awry. See EGRIT.
"WTFE?! Did she take that whole bottle of vodka?!"
WTFE by Treegrit V June 4, 2009
What The Fu*k Ever Dude

Example 1:
When you lose an argument and have nothing left to say you always drop it on them “what the fu*k ever dude.” And walk away drop it let it go.

Example 2:
say you see someone dressed funny or maybe they appear funny looking so you say “what the fu*k ever dude”

Example 3: when someone is full of themselves and cocking you just look at them and say “what the fu*k ever dude”
WTFED by Chachi Wayne Tubbs September 28, 2021