Wrestling John Wayne

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.

"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."

by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010

Rocky Mountain Mud Wrestling

Commencing in intense intercourse after both parties have shit on the bed and proceed to fuck in once’s feces.

Me and the boys are going to go Rocky Mountain Mud Wrestling after school.

by FERDA69BOIS April 5, 2021

wrestling

The harderst sport in the world. No, not WWE, real wrestling. Wrestling where you spend six days a week practicing, then going home to eat nothing so you can make weight, then waking up the next morning to practice again, all so that you can get your six minutes in the ring with no breaks or timeouts trying to put the other man in the ring to his back. All the while giving up your social life so that you can practice and lift when you have the free time.
Then, if you're good enough, fit enough and determined enough to win your match, you walk over to your coach to get a few last minute pointers, and then go to your next match for another six intense minutes in the ring.
Furthermore, it is not a gay sport. Wrestling is called gay by many people only because they know that their sport is nowhere near as difficult as wrestling. They call wrestling gay because they don't want to admit that the reason they don't wrestle is because they're lazy and afraid of the pain.

-yo, wrestling so gay when you feel up other men and all that stuff
-shut up, you don't know the first thing about wreslting. Why don't you join the team and see how hard we work instead of doing the track team.

by majicman March 29, 2005

Wretling

slang term for playing grab ass, usually with another homosexual man.

Person 1: There's about 203 wretling fans around the San Fran area
Person 2: Only 203?
Person 1: well their club is called Wretling203, i'm just assuming there is 203 of them.

by WFbaby November 7, 2010

Professional Wrestling

A type of entertainment loosely based on the sport of wrestling; the athletes are real, the pain is real, the blood is real, but the mathches and the outcomes of matches are planned ahead.

The professional wrestling match between the Hardy Boyz, the Dudley Boyz, and Christian and Edge was very entertaining, especially when Matt Hardy and Bubba Ray Dudley fell through the four tables together.

by ibeamee March 23, 2004

canadian wrestling

gay sex

-Charlie and Mark are engaging in a little canadian wrestling.

-Pierre and Alberto are having a canadian wrestling match

by js383729 July 9, 2009

All Elite Wrestling

A glorified mediocre North American Independent wrestling promotion with no future or anything worthwhile that you couldn't find elsewhere. Usually backed by wannabe smarks without a mite of ring knowledge who live on internet message boards. Ruled with an iron fist by the son of legendary wrestler Dusty Rhodes, Cody Rhodes, though not entirely visible on the surface, per se. While Cody is technically a minority owner, Shad Khan (the parent investor) daughter, Tony Khan, just so happens to run TNA. He also just so happens to be very tight with Cody. Nuff said. While the talent (Hangman Page, Scorpio Sky, FTR, etc.) and wrestling minds (Jim Ross, Arn Anderson, etc.) are all there, the smooth execution of all the aforementioned isn't. Bar none one of the worst, if not THE worst, Heavyweight divisions on North American soil EVER. Their current World Champion is an overhyped, reach-for-the-channel-changer, WWE reject with no credibility who has proven to be a lackluster heel from the onset of his reign. With Gallows and Anderso being recently brought into the fold and Tony Khan's expressed interest in ruining things, it's only a matter of time before it goes full 2000 WCW and 2010's TNA.

"This week All Elite Wrestling lost viewers again"

by YerNan420 February 2, 2021