woonder

An unfortunate scene/situation/scenario.
An observation of an act of idiocy.
See: Gutted, unlucky, unfortunate

"Busted reached Number 1 - WOONDER!"

by Emma Johnson March 9, 2004

Woofer

A word used to describe a medium to large, lower working class family who usually live in a council estate. Their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of White Storm and inhaling a Windsor Blue cigarette. This kind of family is regularly featured on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Woofers are closely linked to White Trash.

"Hey Sharice. Have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? They're such woofers..."

by Kristiano90 November 3, 2011

woomfer

n: Term for a females (lady bits) used by Kenny the camera man in SCARY MOVIE whilst loking up Gail's skirt

"Gail i can see your woomfer from down here"

by The Sheriff of LIMEHOUSE May 4, 2006

Sea woofer

A person complete who is a complete cunt.

Oh my gosh Emily is such a sea woofer.

by Burnt chicken August 8, 2016

woofer

Another word for chill, cool, or sweet.

Wow! Thats so woofer!

by Keli B August 7, 2007

woofer

(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.

"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"

by hEbo0 October 1, 2011

Sub-Woofer

when one dog barks, then other dogs that hear the barks follow in becomeing more annoying.

when the mail man came my dog started a sub-woofer through my neighbor hood.

by dan188 June 19, 2010