fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).

My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

spoofy woofer

Whatever the hell you want it to be!...Its like a thingy majig...but diferent.

Hand me that there Spoofy Woofer

by Ashten March 13, 2018

Fuckin Woofer

a fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the fluffy or cute variety, can be used in regards to any breed of dog

Ey Up, Have you seen that fuckin woofer over yonder. fluffy little thing innit

by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

Woofer

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017

sub woofer

term for someone who eats sandwiches really fast

"i saw a bunch of sub woofers at the stork club last night. Boy! they can eat fast."

"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"

by alltalky February 4, 2025

chubb-woofer

A half erect penis of a cainine.

That dog has a Chubb-woofer now, thanks to that female dog.

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 3, 2018