A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
by VIISCERA July 29, 2017
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My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the anti woofer tweeter mug.(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
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Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
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