wonderlandism

A medical condition in which a guys balls seem to climb upward. The opposite of testicular retraction.

Yeah, he was sent to the hospital with Wonderlandism. He said he was in a lot of pain, by the time they got him in the ER his balls were practially on the cieling!

by ISpelledDrCooRight December 23, 2009

wonderland

off your face on drugs

taken from the lewis carroll book (alice in wonderland )
he spent most of his time on opium

"is dave in wonderland or is he just looking at me funny?"

by infamous hatter September 20, 2003

alice in wonderland reject

an alice in wonderland reject is a girl who dresses queerly on purpose. sometimes wears tutus and tend to go out with hot guys. Usually art students.

becky: hey look at that guy
vicky: ye he's got a girlfriend
becky: ye shes a total alice in wonderland reject.

by Ransack and Meg March 11, 2006

Wonderland

A shitty nightclub in Sutton Croydon for under 18s where boys try to 'control' girls but fail miserably and flat assed girls try to shake the non existant meat on their bones.

"You going wonderland tonight?"
"Nah, if you go wonderland you're trash"

by Melaninnn.x April 13, 2017

Alice in wonderland

(n.) Lewis Carrol's book. Transformed into a movie about getting high, the munchies, talking animals, people singing songs, story without plot, and some moral shit about not pissing off the queen of hearts.


(v.) to be dazed or high

Alice in wonderland is a cool kids' movie



She's alice in wonderland, give her a smack.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Wangeman

A blonde girl with Huge tits who loves cock

That girl is jonesing for my dick. She must be a Wangeman

by Pillowbomber November 17, 2011

wondermonkey

1. Refers to someone technologically apt, ie good with all that is technical/electrical (computers/phones/etc.)

2. Often used to fondly refer to a member of a organisation's IT or tech support division.

Example 1
Man 1: I'm having trouble with my computer again!
Man 2: Get on the phone and ask one of the wonder monkeys to check it out.

Example 2
Man 1: I couldn't figure out how to get my phone to do it so I asked Barry. He done it in two seconds.

Man 2: No wonder, that guy is a total wondermonkey

by damascuslily November 12, 2015