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wonderland system 

the did system of a person on tiktok who has a world of people and got diagnosed in their inner world by a doctor alter. their oldest alter is not human and is over 2000 years old. they have over 270 alters and they are different races and have different political views, some are republican. they also all have different accents and some have tics. they are probaby have schizophrenia because wtf.
do u think the wonderland system had the holocaust?

Gay Boy Wonderland  

Gay boy wonderland (GBWL) is the place that gay boys go that the rest of us can't follow. Its a place where the boys are beautiful and the pressures of everyday life don't exist. In GBWL it is ok to be a Barista even if you've had four years of college. Its also ok to realize that the world revolves around you and the rest of GBWL. These are all acceptable things. GBWL can also be used as an adjective to describe a particularly flamboyant photo, clothing item, gesture, etc.

We've all been ditched for a cute boy immediately upon entering a club or bar. We've all wondered what in the world our gay best friend is thinking when he is sure he's in love again (with a gogo-dancer, 'fashion designer' or interior decorator). We have all been taken for granted when more 'pressing' social matters take hold. And we've all heard the excuses:
"I could use this college degree but I get a great discount if I work at Armani"
or
"By the way, I know we had plans but I can't go out with you tonight...something just came up..."

NOTE: Don't worry if you get lost in GBWL...we will always be around when you get back.
Sorry that Charles won't be joining us tonight, we think he's lost in Gay Boy Wonderland.

Oh my god, that sweater is sooooo Gay Boy Wonderland (GBWL).

The wandering janitor 

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.
dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor
The wandering janitor by mitt greb November 6, 2007

alice in wonderland 

A popular book written by some mathematician guy who went under the psedenym 'Lewis Carol'. This (As well as Carol's other literary work "Through the Looking Glass") was later addapted into a Disney movie that has obtained an avid cult following for being so awesome.

There is a certain amount of drug propaganda supporting this movie/book because of Carol's... imaginative pursuits.

Oh, and the storyline has been adapted into some sort of macabre-type videogame.
"Alice in Wonderland is a trippy book. Ahah! Get it! TRIPPY!"

Stevie Wondering it 

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.
Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.
Stevie Wondering it by Cold pop September 15, 2018

Wandering Sock 

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!
Wandering Sock by XCchamp June 17, 2009