womp

A word used to replace 'fuck'.
It could also be used in many more forms, such as a verb, adjective, adverb, so on and so forth.
1. Womp this!
2. He's such a womper.
3. That was one hell of a womp!
4. I hate womping school.
by 3rd Brown Foxes October 29, 2003
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Onomatapoeia for the sound ejected from the anus upon one's sitting down on the toilet and beginning to defecate. It is a release of built up gas, easily audible to anyone else in the bathroom. Note: This is simply the sound of the fart portion of the bowel movement, and only occurs once, at the very beginning of the session.
As I was sitting in the stall, the person next to me sat down and immediately womped the womp I ever heard. I could almost feel it!
by KasMoney September 25, 2006
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another phrase for jacking off/beating off/choking the chicken/spanking the monkey...etc
That hoe left me with blue balls, so now I gotta go womp off.
by tblaze April 26, 2007
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Did you womp her yet?
by Book 29 March 18, 2005
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Im bout to catch this womp
by da boss913 February 27, 2009
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To bonk or hit someone on the head
i crept up behind the gofer hole with my soft felt covered bat after i inserted a quarter in and as it popped out and revealed its ugly head.....WOMP!!

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by Johnson Mo Bonson October 01, 2008
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The act of the eyelids moving to half mast after smoking copious quantities of shwag, or some fine fire in a gravity bong or vaporizer.
Dude, I was standing there when my eyelids were suddenly like "womp."

Walking in on your stoner roommate while smoking, you say, "Man, you're womping again??"

Coming across someone with half-open eyes and completely glassed over at that, you say, "Man, you are totally womped!"
by 1402 March 23, 2009
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