monkey wobbler

Loose term for a wanker,someone who is always wobbling his monkey!!

"That Andy is a proper monkey wobbler, he's always in the toilet pulling himself off"

by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014

penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe

i think I just had a penis wobbler

by Bob sagat June 23, 2015

cunt wobbler

either wobbling your cunt in a sexual manner or a someone who is a general cunt, can be used as an insult

Jack- i like to drink puddles :)
Chris-STFU you cunt wobbler

or

Amy-Im bored :(
Ben-can i give your cunt a wobbling?

by i not sure December 1, 2009

Willy wobbler

British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees

Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler

by Chavland101 November 9, 2019

Throat Wobbler

A person who delibertely pronounces their own name incorrectly in a usually vane attempt to appear more interesting, from the Monty Python sketch of the early 70s.

‘Mr. Raymond Luxury-Yacht, who claims his name, while spelled as Raymond Luxury-Yacht is actually pronounced, ‘Throat Wobbler Mangrove.’
Lately it has come to include those who actually mis-spell their own name, Zooey instead of Zoe, Brion instead of Brian.

No she's a bit of a throat wobbler, she writes her name ‘Muriel,’ but pronounces her name ‘Mer-Reel,’

by Dainty Lardarse May 6, 2018

donkey wobbler

A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.

Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?

by starebynight February 8, 2005

Bobby Wobblers

A pair of Bobby Wobblers is a cracking pair of tits that jiggle as a persons moves.

“Frankie you have a right pair of Bobby Wobblers.” Matthew 2018.

by LFC4TP July 2, 2018