monkey wobbler

Loose term for a wanker,someone who is always wobbling his monkey!!

"That Andy is a proper monkey wobbler, he's always in the toilet pulling himself off"

by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014

penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe

i think I just had a penis wobbler

by Bob sagat June 23, 2015

cunt wobbler

either wobbling your cunt in a sexual manner or a someone who is a general cunt, can be used as an insult

Jack- i like to drink puddles :)
Chris-STFU you cunt wobbler

or

Amy-Im bored :(
Ben-can i give your cunt a wobbling?

by i not sure December 1, 2009

Willy wobbler

British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees

Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler

by Chavland101 November 9, 2019

Throat Wobbler

A person who delibertely pronounces their own name incorrectly in a usually vane attempt to appear more interesting, from the Monty Python sketch of the early 70s.

‘Mr. Raymond Luxury-Yacht, who claims his name, while spelled as Raymond Luxury-Yacht is actually pronounced, ‘Throat Wobbler Mangrove.’
Lately it has come to include those who actually mis-spell their own name, Zooey instead of Zoe, Brion instead of Brian.

No she's a bit of a throat wobbler, she writes her name ‘Muriel,’ but pronounces her name ‘Mer-Reel,’

by Dainty Lardarse May 6, 2018

donkey wobbler

A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.

Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?

by starebynight February 8, 2005

wiener wobbler

1. Someone or something that wobbles its wiener

2. A naked person with a penis

3. An insult

"There's a sideshow at the circus called the Magnificent Wiener Wobbler"

"Look at that wiener wobbler running onto the field"

"Stop being such a wiener wobbler"

by vasknuke August 2, 2015