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Whitney Wisconsin 

A dirty white bitch who enjoys fucking dogs and has earned a name for herself on the internet as one of the dirtiest bitches if all time
Yo that bitch Whitney Wisconsin will fuck your dog raw

wisconsin 

A state in the Midwest where people definitely know how to have fun. However the only way to do it is either to drink excessively (like 99% of the pop. does) or to spend all night shooting off fireworks at houses. If you ever go to Madison (capitol city) being sober is not an option. it has arguably one of the best party schools in the country. despite the lack of sobriety in Wisconsin, the driving skill far surpasses that of Illinois's. the un-ending rivalry between Wisconsin and Illinois is by far the most hate-driven in the U.S. However the two are terribly similar if you substitute cheese for corn and forests for fields. Also, even though they seem to hate each other, when a Wisconsinite and Illinoisan actually meet they are most likely to become great friends...weird.
Overall Wisconsin is a great place to live if you can take the disgustingly frigid winters and sometimes brutally hot summers.
WISCONSIN RULES!!!
GO CHEESEHEADS!!!
wisconsin by BOO999 March 10, 2009
The way many people who are not from Wisconsin procounce our state's name.
Wesconsin would be a great place to vacation.
Wesconsin by BigW February 20, 2005

Wisconsin potsticker 

When you shit on a fat girl, and then proceed to fornicate with her rolls.
Damn I was so drunk last night I gave Sally a Wisconsin Potsticker.

Wisconsin Sandstorm 

The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.
Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!

Wisconsin Rodeo 

A party attended by 6-12 people where the main entertainment is raucous banging and crazy group sex. The term comes from the colleges of Michigan's upper penninsula, particularly Northern Michigan University. During the winter, when the schools get snowed in, the only entertainment available is a crazy orgy.
"Hey, Emily, I hear it's going to snow this weekend. You down for a Wisconsin Rodeo?"