Microsoft's Windows 7 with the infamous "Metro UI" added.
The correct name is with the singular form of "window", because Metro only has one window.
See: Useless
The correct name is with the singular form of "window", because Metro only has one window.
See: Useless
Windows 1. 1985: Multitasking, windows. Close/minimize/maximize buttons.
Windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows.
Windows XP 2001: Pretty blue windows.
Windows Vista 2007: Transparent windows, flip-3d.
Window 8 metro 2012: No separate windows or any form of multitasking, no close button, no resizing. Can only do one thing at a time.
Windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows.
Windows XP 2001: Pretty blue windows.
Windows Vista 2007: Transparent windows, flip-3d.
Window 8 metro 2012: No separate windows or any form of multitasking, no close button, no resizing. Can only do one thing at a time.
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"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yes, that's why he didn't come on vacation with me."
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"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yeah, I'm an EverQuest widow."
"Yes, that's why he didn't come on vacation with me."
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"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yeah, I'm an EverQuest widow."
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The logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. The longer you use windows, the slower it gets. Windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.
Windows XP has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly
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Chris: That’s so gross.
David: Why?
Chris: They’re both clarinets. It’s windcest.
Chris: That’s so gross.
David: Why?
Chris: They’re both clarinets. It’s windcest.
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girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009
Get the wind facial mug.The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.
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