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Wilson

A small, messed up school, where people sodomize eachother on the bus with pencils and cell phones. They put the phones on vibrate, and then call them.
Wow, that school is messed up! Yeah of course it is, its Wilson.
by lil' Mikey April 30, 2008
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wilson

Original term came from the motion picture, Castaway, in which a man gets stranded on a desert island. *Spoilers* His only 'friend' on the island is a volleyball he has named Wilson (after the brand). After being stuck for several years he finally escapes the island, but loses Wilson in the middle of the ocean.

In the MMO gaming community, the term is used to describe someone that runs at the first sign of trouble. It can be used to describe the person or used to describe the action of running away.
as a verb:
GroupLeader 'We got a full group of enemies incoming from the south'
<Bard stops following leader and runs the opposite direction>
GroupLeader 'WTF! Our bard just wilsoned on us!'

as a noun:
RandomGuy 'I heard you ran as soon as that other group came up on yall'
Bard 'Yeah, I've seen them before. They're good, we couldn't take em anyways.'
RandomGuy 'wilson...'
by Mammyjammer March 11, 2007
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The Wilson

It is when a woman is on her period and is feeling kind of horny and her husband lies next to her asleep. The woman masturbates getting blood all over her hand and then slaps her husband across the face leaving a bloody handprint.
I can't believe my wife gave me "The Wilson" the other night while I was asleep.
by Buck Thunderclap March 21, 2008
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A wilson

When you eat pussy and your face is totally in the womens snatch, which is everything but his eyes
by wowhesfat June 1, 2006
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wilson

to shit piss and throw up simultaniously
man, he got so hammered he wilsoned himself
by shitheal January 9, 2008
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A-Wilson

A-Wilson- when a man is having sex with a women he ejaculates on her face he stands up, turns around and crosses his arms like world series champion brian wilson.
hey did you hear robbie did A-Wilson to that girl last night?
by Ryand707 May 9, 2011
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Wilson

A person to describe one of your shortest friends.

Can also be used as a unit of measure.
Among us friends, Wilson was the shortest.
"Damn bro, how tall are you?"
"I'm about one and a quarter Wilsons."
by AllTheUsernamesWereAllGone February 6, 2019
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