wiitard

Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.

"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"

by juanchurro December 29, 2007

wiitarded

Someone who doesn't know anything there is to know about the wii.

"That guy just asked me how much the Wii is. He must be wiitarded."

by JimmyBobby December 29, 2007

wiitard

1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.

2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.

3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."

(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"

(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"

(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."

by Scrawny Yeti January 22, 2007

Wiitard

(Pronounced Wee-tard)
Adjective

The characteristic of a person who cannot operate a Nintendo Wii or its controllers.

P1: "I think that the controls will be too complicated for the average gamer."
P2: "Dude, you're a Wiitard."

by Morris Levy May 19, 2006

Wiitard

a person who wants a nintendo Wii so bad they will preform lude acts.

vijay is such a Wiitard i saw him acting like a cock whore behind gamestop.

by pp51doodoo December 12, 2008

Wiitarded

1. (Adj.) Lacking the ability to properly use a Nintendo Wii remote. 2. Wiitard (noun)A person that suffers from severe mental challenges while playing on a Nintendo Wii system.

Jake said he would not play Mariocart with me because I am Wiitarded.
I am a Wiitard and therefore to embarrassed to play Wii in front of others.

by p42 December 6, 2013

Wiitard

An individual who plays a first person shooter game on the Wii

Person 1: why is that nibber playing MW3 on the Wii?
Person 2: Idk that Wiitard needs to keel haul himself

by burning ninja06 October 12, 2018