whom’st’d’ve

The ultimate form of whom. Meant only for true intellectuals. Like my boi Stephen Hawking was.

Whom’st’d’ve ate of my cow-meat-based sandwich topped of with cheese and tomato and sliced dill pickles?

It was I whom ate of you “hamburger”

by The True Memer March 14, 2018

whomst'd've

Whom'st did or have

Whomst'd've caught me in the act? I covered my tracks well enough.

by Komedian January 29, 2017

Whomst

Hard to explain. Basically means "who/whom" but with an implied "like I give a fuck" at the end.

Bob: "We better get out of here before the teacher catches us."
Joe: "Whomst?"
Bob: "You're right, who gives a shit?"

Suzy: "Oh look, Jane, your ex-boyfriend's at the club as well."
Jane: "Whomst?"
Suzy: "Hell yeah, girl! To hell with him."

by Mai Ainsel December 17, 2020

whomst'd've

A pretty good word.
But not as good as whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es.

Whomst'd've.

by Butternubbs Lardo November 20, 2017

whoamomma

ass bandit

"that guy is a whoamomma"

by big poof September 25, 2003

Whoompty

A large, nicely shaped butt.

Yo peep honey over there in the red; she got a whoompty!

by yii510 November 12, 2011

whomst'd've's'nd

An example used to confuse a Grammer Nazi

Person: The trap is set, but who's tricking who?
Grammer-Nazi: It's actually whom. It's who's tricking whom.
Person: Whomst'd've's'nd do you think you are?
Grammer-Nazi: ...

by Komedian January 29, 2017