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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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