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White Van

A source of free candy and often has nice men inside with tape and a bag, who most of the time offer candy to kids for free.
Me : Hey jimmy, look it's a white van.
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy

White van dude: hey kids want some candy
by TheDezzNutsAnator9000 November 13, 2020
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white van

Hey kids want some candyyyyy just hop in my white van?????

no....kids.....run
by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022
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White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
Wow, you just got White Vanned.
by Codfisssh November 10, 2019
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White van

"skal udfyldes, White van"
by Ihhy May 27, 2023
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creepy white van

A white van that looks sus, like the driver has a tendency to lie to children, saying things such as "I will give you x if you get in my van".
joe: "a creepy white van!"
driver: "my van has free wifi"
child: "okay"
by Fuery February 2, 2023
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man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.
Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy
by Not a vanman June 28, 2021
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White Van

A white van usually has a person in there with a gun and a bag of cocaine marked flour. The elusive white van has never been found by the authorities. The person in the van lures small children 3-8 into the van saying they have candy or ice cream. When the child enters the back they see there is no candy and the van drives off with the child.
There’s a creepy white guy in that White Van.
by Reese’sMan6969 December 11, 2023
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