fuck whistle

Idiot, moron, one who lacks the most basic common sense to make correct decisions,see ass clown.

That fuck whistle doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

by The 8th best man. June 12, 2006

Peruvian Whistle Fist

The art of ramming ones fist up the anal cavity with enough force the escaping air provides a loud whistling heard throughout the neighbourhood.

Jennifer’s arse whistled the star wars theme tune as her partners elbow disappeared into the brown abyss.
The Peruvian Whistle Fist was heard for miles around.

by Soupfly July 14, 2016

Refill whistle

To inhale through a straw in an empty cup containing the remnants of a flavorful drink and it's marinated ice cubes. The irritating sound signals to your inattentive waiter/waitress that you are in dire need of getting your thirst quenched.

"where the fuck is my waiter? I guess it's time to bust out the refill whistle."

*Refill whistles are most effective when a waiter/waitress is in auditory range*

*if you hear a refill whistle, your tip may be in jeopardy*

by DL4Reezy August 22, 2011

Wu Tang War Whistle

A FAT turbocharger on a engine. Comes from the whistling noise it emits while spooling as well as relieving pressure.

"Look at the size of that wu tang war whistle! I wonder how it sounds."

by Billy wade 29 April 25, 2021

Whistle-fart

A mind- body-spirit technique used to focus the mind. It takes complete concentration to whistle and fart simultaneously. To pull off the technique you have to completely empty the mind of extraneous worry about the past or future and then let go. After doing the whistle-fart a sense of calm and happiness fills the mind and body and spreads happiness to people in the local area.

Kylie: After this morning's shift I don't know if I can find the strength to do tonight's split shift!

Alan: Why don't you try a whistle-fart? It will simultaneously clear your mind and make you feel better right now.

by rufflesal May 20, 2010

Whistle Dixon

A combination of "whistle" and "Dixon;" meaning to have a whistle dick, and to be a Dixon. A whistle Dixon is one who has had his crank shaft bored out by another dudes tongue, thereby making a whistle sound.

"Oh shit. Cover your crotches guys, here comes ole whistle Dixon."

by schneebley January 10, 2009

Whistle Swinger

A "Whistle Swinger" is when you're cheating on your husband/wife with your radio co-host in the booth.

"Damn, I didn't know this radio job would lead to me being a Whistle Swinger."

by DublinIsBubblin June 2, 2020