what are you, hourly? 

A phrase making reference to being paid by the hour and implying that someone is taking an excessive amount of time doing something. Quoted most often on the FX series Archer. It can be used in reverse.

Archer "what are you, hourly?"

Archer "take your time, I'm hourly."

what are you, hourly? by Alfonzo The Kid September 29, 2011

What Are You Doing Step Bro? 

What you ask when your step bro is doing something he’s not supposed to.

Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”

What Are You Doing Step Bro? by DaddyMints July 21, 2020

What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.

Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

What are you doing in MY SWAMP? by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018

what are you doing step bro? 

used for when your step bro stands in the middle of your room with his phone and his dick out.

“what are you doing step bro? get out of my room!“

“uh, i was just trying to find the toilet..“

what are you doing step bro? by minecraftgal October 28, 2019

what are you smokin? 

a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person

when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?

Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!

what are you smokin? by chillymiller October 10, 2006

What are you on? 

Used when someone does/plans/talks about something a bit crazy. A lengthened version would be "What drug are you taking, to be high enough to do that". "What are you on" is usually followed up with "Do you want a list?" even if that person is not under the influence of drugs. N.B Used in Britain, less in America

Friend 1 : "I'm gonna jump off that cliff"
Friend 2 : "What are you on?"
Friend 1 : "Do you want a list?"

What are you on? by TheRealPseudonym June 18, 2014

What are you, half a meatball? 

A phrase used to refer to something as stupid, dumb, or fail.

It also indicates that someone's brain is the size of half of a meatball.

EXAMPLE:

John: 2+2=5!

Bob: What are you, half a meatball?!

What are you, half a meatball? by piluke October 21, 2010