When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
Get the San Francisco wet wipemug. by StupidGood March 30, 2024
Get the Florida wet wipemug. When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
Get the Redneck Wet Wipemug. by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023
Get the Wet wipemug. When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
Get the Taco Bell wet wipemug. by Bougee69 February 20, 2024
Get the Whataburger wet wipemug. 