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San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
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Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
by StupidGood March 30, 2024
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Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
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Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!
Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise
by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023
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Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
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Wet wipe

by Thegoat16271 July 27, 2022
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