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Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.
Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.
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too weebish

Someone who watches too much anime, can also be called a discord server owner.
Ron: "Did you see Chad watched that new anime."
Mark:"Yeah, he is way too weebish."
or
Carl:"Michel banned, the new guy."
Mark:"Yeah but Michel is way too weebish."
by King juilan June 25, 2021
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Bo Weeble

One who drinks Miller Lite and owns a 300L Honda.
Bruce: Look at the idiot, Bo Weeble!
by NotJoshBowman December 28, 2021
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fuzzy weebler

A fuzzy weebler requires a few materials. They are a wine glass, a straw and an adventurous girl. First, fill the wine glass half full with water (warm works best). Then stick your balls and ballsack into the water. Next, the girl puts the straw into the water and blows bubbles. A feeling of euphoria should soon follow.
1) Fred got the materials and invited his friend (with benefits), Stacy, over. She gave him the best fuzzy weebler of his young life.
by Stephen "The Creeper" September 23, 2008
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weeble

A wobbly (but unfallydowny) toy from back in the day. (Actually, it originated in the 70's, which is well before MY 'back in the day,' but I can pretend to be cool and know what I'm talking about.) (And anyway, Playskool still makes incarnarnations of the darn things.)

While I never had Hasbro's brand name Weebles, I did play with a DIY version my uncle made for me. It involved a purple plastic easter egg (you know, the kind you get three jelly beans in) with a penny taped inside the bottom half and a rather frightening face drawn on in Sharpie. Basically, like the actual Weeble, you could bat it around and it would always right itself. It wasn't that far off from the real thing, either.

Being a somewhat belligerent child, I took the slogan as a personal affront, and spent many hours (well, at least twenty minutes trying to devise ways to MAKE THE DARN THING STAY TIPPED OVER. Gluing it to the table might have worked, but I was caught before the elmer's had set. Would that I were still so carefree!

Admittedly not a hugely challenging idea for a toy, but hey.
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!

Distracted Father: *calling from the next room* Janie? Janie, did you take my superglue?
Slightly Creepy Child: *loudly and sweetly* No, Daddy!
Distracted Father: Huh. *goes to the basement to check his toolbox for the fourth time*
Slightly Creepy Child: *stashes tube of epoxy, glaring at newly-inverted Weeble the entire time* Take that, you demonic ovoid spawn of hell.
by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005
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weebology

The study of weebs, or weeaboos.
I'm going to get a PhD in weebology so I can finally understand those weeaboo freaks.
by Nat1198 March 4, 2015
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weezil

When something disgusts you and you twitch so much you spin your head around and almost snap your neck, making a facial impression like a weasel.
Person: "If I have to watch another 20 minutes of this gak I'll chew my ass off it's own hinges"
Person 2: "What're you watching?"
Person: "This show about colostomy bags"
Person 2: "Ack! WEEZIL!" *Twitches*
by StANTo May 4, 2005
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