waterfield

Purveyor of legends of his less than legendary family.

My great great (possibly another great) Grandad could eat more pies than anyone else in Northamptonshire. He, being Jack Shelvy, once entered a pie-eating contest, won, then helps his opponents finish their pies.

by Andy Waterfield December 17, 2004

russian waterslide

Can only be performed by old russian men. The russian waterslide is the act of attending a water park and penetrating young prey, of your choice while riding down a waterslide all while the arm is elbow deep in the anoose of the young prey wowza

Russian Man:"alright alex, time for a russian waterslide"
Alex: "AYE PAPI "

* screams heard throughout the country

by aben6969 December 3, 2013

Belgian Waterslide

When a male is receiving oral sex, and the male tries to get a Chili Dog (when he comes, he pulls the girls* head so hard his cum comes out of her/his nose) a belgian waterslide is in fact a Chili Dog gone bad, at the same point the guy pulls , the other person throws up covering everything in puke, rather then sperm

When Shaft tried to give the hoe a Chili Dog, she choked and pulled a belgian waterslide on him, covering his nuts in vomit..

by Berre September 22, 2008

watercrestle

A fast-growing, aquatic or semi-aquatic, perennial plants native from Europe to central Asia, and one of the oldest known leaf vegetables consumed by human beings

vegetable watercrestle

by poon2010 December 11, 2010

Waterfied

Strictly sticking to drinking water.

e.g Him: I've got soft drinks if you want

Me: Nah fam i'm waterfied now

by zuzudw April 23, 2019

Canadian waterslide

Oral sex performed outside in sub-0°C temperature.

My birthday is January 22 and my girlfriend gave me a canadian waterslide as a present

by fagorcultured May 5, 2016

Wikipedia Waterslide

When you're looking up something on Wikipedia, but while reading about it, you encounter several other concepts you are not familiar with. Naive internet users will proceed to also look up those concepts on Wikipedia (said concepts are usually written as links when mentioned in the text, and therefore intrigue readers enough to click on them). They, in turn, lead to other Wikipedia pages, and before you know it, you've gone from reading about string theory, to studying dinosaur erotica in incognito mode.

Careful when reading about stuff in Wikipedia, kids, or else you may end up falling down a Wikipedia Waterslide.

by RelativelyRetarded December 6, 2017