caddy wampus 

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

caddy wampus by littlekicker November 2, 2009

wampire 

Originally coined from a Carol Burnett Show skit circa 1967, in which she played a Transylvanian gypsy with speech issues. One of her sons was a Vervolf, the other was a Wampire.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061240/quotes

Hallaba: You're going to be bitten by a verevolf.
Mrs. Cunningham: A verevolf?
{ Screams }
Hallaba: Yes. Bevare the volfman will bite you tonight. Oy, are you gonna get it.
Mrs. Cunningham: Oh, no! Is a verevolf bite painful?
Hallaba: It's about the same as the bite from a wampire.

wampire by Koralis December 29, 2008

wambo mambo 

It's the same as sausage fest, but with girls. A punani fest, or taco fiesta

Breda, these girls are having a wambo mambo. lets go have a dive

wambo mambo by Chebis Silons July 4, 2006

wapoo 

to dance or have fun with friends

Kari, Bethany, and Sarah wapoo every weekend at Taco Bell, and everyone gives them weird looks when they dance with their tacos.

wapoo by youthinkanyonewillnotice? September 3, 2012

wapoo 

To dance
To party
To have a good time
To hang out with friends

"Dynamos! Dynamites! Sleep all day, and wapoo all night!" from Mamma Mia.

"I'm going to wapoo with the girls this weekend. Do you want to come, too?"

wapoo by okaythisisthelasttimeipromise September 3, 2012

wampin 

see examples....heaven on earth....when you doin what you want to do basically

if you aint working...you wampin...if you high at work...you wampin...if you love to work...you wampin...you having intercourse...you wampin with somebody....

wampin by Brendan Guthrie January 5, 2008

wampoo 

Native american word for 'wrong hole'

Jeanne yelled "wampoo wampoo!!!" when Todd stuck his cock in her ass

wampoo by Jeanne M August 26, 2006