wallflower

A guy/girl in the mostly early teens, that attend music shows (mostly Hardcore) and do not engage in any hardcore dancing or get into the show at all. Most of them find a remote place in the venue with a group of there friends and wont go to witness the band at all. Are usually criticized by other people attending the show for paying to sit in the corner.

dude, fuck them wallflowers back there. Why would you even come here if your going to be like that!?

by big black dude April 12, 2006

wallflower

one who is attractive to gay males
but are not seen as ass rapable
look but dont touch

greg - 'im a wallflower for gay men, they find me attractive but they dont really want to ass rape me'

tom - 'greg is my wallflower but i dont see my penii inside him'

jess & lauren - 'we are women we have no say in this'

by satansthedusher October 20, 2008

wallflower

someone everyone has put up against the wall in thier parents bedroom

she is such a wallflower, shes been with every jock.

by Shane Kelley November 13, 2007

Wallflower

Basically a label for a secret prostitute, being between ages 30 and 50

Helen: omg im such a wallflower
Billy: you're a prostitute?
Helen: yeah ;)

by Sarah smithels June 3, 2022

wallflower-proof

When you're so damn sexy that even when you're a wallflower at social events, people still come to holler at you, thus you are wallflower-proof.

Guy #1: I don't get it, I try to dance and go out and talk to people, but that guy over there who's not even doing anything is getting more action than me.
Guy #2: That's cuz he's wallflower-proof, yo.

by The REAL Yellow Dart June 19, 2009

Wallflower Orgy

The act of collecting every last wallflower at a school dance or prom, cramming them into a van, sometimes (not always) involving several people making out with each other at any given time, typically lasting until the wee hours of the morning (or whenever curfew comes into play).
*NOTE* Wallfowers tend to have more dignity, or at the very least, be considerably more shy than the average "date". For this reason, Wallflower Orgies NEVER involve sexual intercourse, regardless of what the name may imply.

Ok, so Nick may have been a total nerd, but that wallflower orgy he had made me pretty jealous...

by Transformer April 28, 2005

wallflower duo

the best duo in the world, they solo your favs and your life. i love wallflower duo. if you watch wallflower duo you're hot i don't make the rules.

1: "hey do you watch wallflower duo?"
2: "yeah who doesn't?!"
1: "you're hot."

by bugzzlove November 13, 2022