waffling 

Waffling or, to be waffly, is to lose yourself in talking rubbish. To speak about nothing but mention everything.

God damnit Farfegnugen, stop waffling!

waffling by the bg August 20, 2004

waffling 

While receiving a blow job, pull one's dick out of girls mouth, raise girl's head and proceed to slap her face with both hands simultaneously creating a waffle like impression on her face. Follow by releasing splooge on her face to serve as butter or syrup, whichever you prefer.

Leroy: What is wrong with that skeezer's face?
Tyrone: She must have received a severe waffling!

waffling by T.O.W.M. February 22, 2008

waffling 

putting anything and everything into a waffle maker and making it a waffle

"if i had a waffle maker i would be waffling everything"

waffling by mikkkkles August 7, 2017

Subliminal waffling 

The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.

So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.

Subliminal waffling by Grambo52 October 29, 2011

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

Intellectual Fart Wafting by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

twat waffling whore bag 

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

twat waffling whore bag by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011

waffling 

1. Writing evasively or using ambiguous language in order to avoid coming to any definite conclusion.

2. When one speaks or writes in great length but does not say anything particularly important or useful.

George W. Bush has been known to be an avid waffler.

waffling by Colin Jenkins August 19, 2004