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Wafflehouseaholic 

1. Any person that has an addiction and consistently craves eating at the restaurant Waffle House. Many studies have been done, but none have found a cure to this incredible-tasting addiction.
Kristin: Hey Matt, do you want to go to Waffle House!

Matt: Of course, Kristin! This'll be my 5th time to eat there this week.

Kristin: Why Matt! I didn't realize you were such a Wafflehouseaholic!
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Wafflecopter

1: I set my language on Google to Elmer Fudd.
2: Wafflecopter.
Wafflecopter by TKWolfgang August 20, 2010

blue wafflecopter 

1.) a disgusting, repulsive thing that is dripping in strange goo and puss with unimaginable long disgusting hair with very close resemblance to the hair of a elephant also with a horrible stench that can tear the stitching out of levies.

2.) an exaggeration of a very ugly girl that is always hitting on you and/or others.
1.) oh shit its a blue wafflecopter is coming hide

2.) theres Olivia, she is such a blue wafflecopter

Wafflelouyah 

When it’s the middle of a global pandemic and race issue epidemic but the goodin Lord is still good.
Wow this is awful but praise be the Jebus! wafflelouyah amen

Wafflelessness 

A person who doesnt have any waffles, and would possibly like some. :P
Wafflelessness is not having any Waffles..
Wafflelessness by Durple111 September 13, 2011

Waffleworthy 

When a person is worthy of a waffle.
Mom: Bob, give your little cousin a waffle!

Bob: But he's not waffleworthy!!!
Waffleworthy by sahzmb August 31, 2013

Wafflenomics

Wafflenomics is the study of supreme waffling, usually employed in tense situations.
"How do you plan on presenting this investment opportunity? " "I'm going to use my wafflenomics degree to sell them of the idea they wont be able to not listen"