anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.

Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?

by The real Frizzledick July 7, 2016

Wacking Texts

When people "wack" texts at eachother.

Matthew-"Ill just wack you a text :)"
Sam-"Ill wack you one back ;)"
This is an example of Wacking Texts at one another

by ChorleyCake September 3, 2010

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Wacking Off

Stroking the salami

When your cousin apprentice op/emj is always Wacking off at Work!! Steven are you Wacking off again?

by Ohhhhhh you knowwww!! July 8, 2021

Wackington

Something that really sucks. Another way to say "wack".

Yo this food is 3/10, straight wackington bruh

by Temporary Cancer December 18, 2022

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024

whackting

When one acts whack

You know that dumb bastard whackting.

He, she, they whackted.

by ThumprSounds March 1, 2024