What Is My Life

What people question when they get on here

Person 1: What is my life
Person 2: You'll have one when all of the perverts get off this website

by ThePotatoeDictionary March 5, 2018

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What is life?

Either used when something is ridiculously funny and you can barely breathe, or stupidly tragic.

Either of these is correct.

Girl: *sees something hilarious* HAHAHAHA WHAT IS LIFE?!

Boy: I haven't left the house all week, I've been on Tumblr all week and have only moved to pee, sleep and eat, what is life?!

by Tonight make me unstoppable October 28, 2010

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A phrase that is used when something completely upsetting, shocking, and mind-numbing occurs that questions the meaning of your existence and the existence of everything else.

Can also be used when you are speechless and there are no words to describe your thoughts.

Friend 1: She applied to 18 schools and she didn't get into ANY. And she has a 95 average.

Friend 2:.......WHAT IS LIFE?!?!?!

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Boy: Someone robbed my house then set it on fire......
WHAT IS LIFE?.

by lalala29 July 17, 2011

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What is your head, cunt?

An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.

You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"

by SumOzi June 11, 2018