Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

The vulcan

Two in the Pink, two in the stink. Then begin to do the Vulcan greeting sign from Star Trek. Use your thumb for the clit.

Here comes the Vulcan.... Oh, you like it when Spock says hello, dont you!

by Hereitcomes September 19, 2006

Vicious Vulva

When a woman has been so starved of sexual activity that her vulva turns so vicious that it will devour any man that gets close to it.

Sarah has a vicious vulva.

by Captain Banger October 28, 2007

Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.

Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man

by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008

paint her vulva

To ejaculate inside of a woman's vagina.

Thats it baby, paint my vulva!

I'm gonna paint your vulva whore!

Instead of shooting my load in her eye, I opted to paint her vulva...

by Derek D. February 16, 2008

Vulcan nerve pinch

The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts

I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.

by SoMePeRs0n/guy March 22, 2007

Vulcanizer

To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 2 into the anus (rather than just 1, like the shocker). "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink". This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion.

The Vulcan neck pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcanizer, but much cleaner

by Capt'n Kirk July 24, 2009