vilda

A round sweet chick who enjoys food and sex

I wish my wife could be more like vilda

by Kleptozorro October 26, 2017

Vird

Meaning literally anything one wants it to mean. Most commonly used in any situation whatsoever.

My mom was taking too long in the bathroom, she was taking a vird.

This weekend was vird!

by Kodachar December 28, 2018

Viridier

A marijuana steward.
A weed professional.
Someone who knows all there is to know about marijuana.

From the Latin word "Viriditas" meaning 'Weed' and "ier" in French meaning 'a person who is concerned with something specific.'

I am not sure which strain I would like. Can I please speak to your Viridier so they can help me decide?

by maredoe September 18, 2020

Viridian

A sexy motherfucker. He has golden brown eyes and a charming smile. A lot of people want his dick but his heart only belongs to one. He's sweet, caring but has his limits. He can be very mean or blunt when he wants to be. He can also be very mature when he wants to be, and also very understanding. He's sensitive to the people he cares about but stone cold to those he cares nothing for.

"Damn there, Viridian is sexy!"
"Yeah, but his heart is only set for one."

by Alexklol September 28, 2013

viridiana

Sexy, flirty, and confident girl. Looks like a lady, is a freak in bed. Gives the best blow jobs ever known to man kind. Nymphomaniac, needs sex more than once a day, especially known for liking rough sex, the harder the better.

Damn after she gave me the best head ever, i fucked the shit out of her last night, and she still wanted more and harder. She was a total viridiana

by armandoLuna85 December 25, 2008

vildo

Vildo is a fake vagina. Much like a dildo, gay couples (men) that need that extra "zing" in a relationship strap it on and fake-fuck so hard their eyes pop out. There's strap-ons, stick-ons, and many other versions. Some even come with flavours!

Dan: "Oh Edwerd! I'm just not feeling it tonight!! OH BABY I JUST NEED A VAGINA AGAIN."
Ed: "Have no fear Dan! For I have... A VILDO!"
Dan: "Let's fuck hard now via stripping webcam."

by Laughy January 3, 2005

Vilde

Vilde is a girl. But no normal girl. She is the most special girl you will ever meet. When you see her, all you want to do is to hug the shit out of her. She is the most adorable and cute girl in the entire existence, and you will forever love her.

If you haven't met a Vilde, you should probably do right now because she can change your life. You will totally fall in love with her.

She is insanely pretty, and she is DAMN GORGEOUS! If she does ever get angry, she does get really angry. You should never hurt a girl like her. Treat her with respect and a lot of love. Vilde is that girl that doesn't care about what others say about her. No one even does say anything bad about her because she is so kind.

Vilde girls mostly have blond hair. Maybe she is a big girl or a small girl. Whatever she is, she is perfect. And people around her supports her and try to do anything to make her day. She creates happiness around everyone, and her happiness goes through others emotions. She loves you, and you have to love her too. <3

''I love Vilde. She is so KIND!''

''Why does vilde has to be so perfect?''

''Wow, Vilde looks stunning today!''
''Damn, Vilde is fkn hot. ;)''

by vjfljfkflkfjjilkj99 June 13, 2018