Ventura Cross Country Prep; as in the school. The mission of the academy is to brainwash its members into thinking that they are better than everyone else on the planet. This group is often judged by their red hammer and sickle socks--and rightfully so, as they oftentimes function in a cult-like manner. Most of them don't actually like their school, just being on the XC Team. There are a few nice kids, but the majority have been slowly manipulated and have therefore lost any signs of goodness. They are only friends with each other plus a few select honorary attendees of said academy.
"OMG look at that sea of red! Who IS that? And where did all of the nice cross country boys go? OH YEAH, they don't exist here anymore, cuz they go to Ventura Cross Country Prep! OBVS!"
by shessocold March 21, 2007
Get the Ventura Cross Country Prepmug. When a man shoves his head (face first is essential) into another mans rectum; as filmed from the inside with a GoPro
The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2
The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2
by ThadTimCkark June 9, 2018
Get the Reverse Ace Ventura 2mug. by skinnygangster September 5, 2006
Get the ace ventura pet detectivemug. by KingTT July 14, 2003
Get the As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippurmug. She’s the only one you’ll ever need. She’s a real friend. Even through the toughest times you’ll always know she’s there. You may not have known her for a long time
, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
“Oh my, did you see Jessica Elizabeth Ventura walk by,” (answer..) “Yes dude, she’s perfect and I need her in my life.”
by Liamonapia! April 17, 2023
Get the Jessica Elizabeth Venturamug. a third world socialist community to the north of L.A, typically they hold pretentious events and are very clique within their demographics. Lately they are trying to be like L.A with new restaurants and stores but at the end of the day they are very incestrial and economically challenged. Yes, there are million-dollar listings and has the highest median home price in the state but that changes when you get closer to the beach and there are homeless that virtually pollute the area and make it less desirable.
If you thought Los Angeles or San Francisco were bad during the pandemic, it might as well have been Mussolini's Italy for that time period.
If you thought Los Angeles or San Francisco were bad during the pandemic, it might as well have been Mussolini's Italy for that time period.
by stainless67 December 17, 2023
Get the Ventura Countymug. a fine bitch named after"this tale had its genesis in fireside stories" Genesis Ventura looks like brown curly hair and a fine girl she wears a black sweater short but knows how to fight and she is so fine
Joey: my gf names Genesis Ventura is so fine
Bitch that is feeding him: IKR
Genesis: hi
Joey: let go eat
Genesis: okay btw I love u
Joey : me to babe
Bitch that is feeding him: IKR
Genesis: hi
Joey: let go eat
Genesis: okay btw I love u
Joey : me to babe
by Hrace May 8, 2023
Get the Genesis Venturamug.