Vat

A cat and a van put together.

There's a vat in my garage!

by Boi this bee och February 10, 2023

Vat

Turkish version of Wat

self explanatory
since Turkish people are known to not have a W in there alphabet they replace it with a V instead

Joel: Vat? Who tf is that?
Josh: no idea

by DIabloancientdestroyer343 May 10, 2023

vats

It means 'crazy' or 'psychopathic'. It's when a person who seems sane on the outside is actually hiding her inner self who is actually bat shit loco.

That girl is vats I swear to God, she wants a AK47 for her 23rd Birthday.

Man you've got to be vats to think I'm going to jump without a parachute.

by Davvey July 8, 2017

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

That could be Schrödinger's VAT on your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

I suspect that may be Schrödinger's VAT added to your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

vat person

Under the city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, there is a large underground government storage facility where surplus "government cheese" is kept. Under this facility is another facility in which people are grown in vats. These "vat people" can be recognized in public by their shockingly similar appearance to other people. If you ever see a person who has a striking resemblance to another person, they are most likely a "vat person".

Yo, did you see that guy over there? I could have sworn I've seen him before.

Yup, I see him. Definitely a vat person.

by argus.thundersword September 21, 2022

vat school

A school that Teach rituals

I remember going to a vat school

by 459395 March 9, 2022