Valorant 

The best and most efficient way to get a mental disease, simply load the game and watch your mental health fall into shambles!

Hey Timmy that kid is depressed, he must play Valorant!

Valorant by Genius8500 May 23, 2022

Valorant 

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch

Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?

Valorant by some dude22 June 7, 2022

Valorant 

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer

P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.

Valorant by HDRG July 23, 2022

valorant 

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives

guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game

valorant by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022

Valorant 

Sexual act performed by a cow

Kira used valorant on Matthew

Valorant by Thewwwww October 10, 2022

Valorant 

Synonym for virgin.

Damn you are the biggest valorant

Valorant by virgin=valorant October 14, 2022

Valorant 

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

Valorant by OFG32 October 17, 2022