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Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.
boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino
by NatMc July 26, 2021
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valentino white bag

A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.
little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?
by marymaryquitehairy May 19, 2018
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Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box
Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again
by anonymous December 29, 2020
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Valentino’s Pizza and Deli

Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!
Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”
by Pizza King 805 November 23, 2021
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Valentino Mendez

Valentino Mendez is quite a loud person. However, he may seem very hyper and social, but he can also be quite and shy. He is a sensitive person so you must care him well. Valentino Mendez is very friendly and loves making new friends. He can either handle negativity very well or very badly. He is not an awkward person and can be quite funny.
He is a big alpha male. He is smart academically but practically not so much. He has a really bad mic no matter what he uses. If you upset him he will be very emo. He is a caring person and if his friends are upset or leave he will be sad. He’s been through a lot and is still going with life so he is a tough person. If you are friends with a Valentino Mendez, be lucky and treat him well. He is very pleasuring and has big dick energy.
that guy is so emo, he must be #Valentino Mendez
by 0bIue February 27, 2022
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Valentino

One of my best friends, and honestly, one of the safest people I know. He listens—really listens—like every word matters, even the messy ones I don’t quite know how to say. He never makes me feel silly for rambling or overthinking, or being too much. With him, I never feel like I have to shrink myself or hide the weird, quiet parts. He’s kind in the softest ways—like remembering the tiniest things I’ve said or making me laugh without even trying.

Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
(Valentino I hope you don't see this.) 🙈🙊
by icecreammochi?? May 1, 2025
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Valentino Luigi Ricardo White

-a King from the Animal Kingdom of Cavapoo who found his human, the Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White, to love and be best friends with forever. Valentino loved and loved to the age of forty with his human The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White who thanked God everyday for sending him to love.
Valentino Luigi Ricardo White has arrived from the animal kingdom of heaven. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White pooped on the floor. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White Is chasing the cats. Valentino Luigi Ricardo Whites humans name is Caterina Maria Gioffre White.
by mamababeontrend January 4, 2025
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