Sandy Vagina

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.

Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.

by gAZI March 24, 2003

Sandy Vagina

Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.

by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011

Sandy Vagina

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"

I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.

by Gats-pie April 18, 2006

sandy vagina

a male that bitches about every little thing, and crys like a little pussy.

Holy shit dude! Get that sand out of your vagina.

by Zedediah May 14, 2005

Sandy Vagina

A really bitchy person, is very irritable and cranky.

Me: oh my god, we gotta get that sand out of your vagina its making you cranky, does it itch?
Dont mind him everyone, ehs got sandy vagina

by Alex Papa February 19, 2008

Italian beef sandwich vagina

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.

"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

sandy vagina

one can not be a sandy vagina, one can only have a sandy vagina. this term is used to describe someone who is complaining about slightly uncomfortable situations. if a women is complaining about anything, she is said to have sand in her vag. If a man is complaining, he has now lost his penis, developed a vag. and has sand packed inside of himself, also the name sandy can be used for nick name, once the sandy vagina term is accepted by your click!

SON: dad can we go to the beach now?

DAD: Its too hott son

SON: Here is a wet nap dad, you have a sandy vagina

by the sandy man July 26, 2011