by Starfighter1000 November 19, 2013
by Phluffhead October 25, 2005
(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.
Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up
Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up
Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"
Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"
Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"
by Bozo McScrotus June 02, 2016
An apology for clingy or needy behavior such as blowing up someone's phone, or knowingly pestering someone for their attention.
by Kali_kastaway September 18, 2020
1. Mass consumption of gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent than another decidedly gassy individual within close proximity.
2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.
2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.
1. After inhaling his roomate's farts for nearly an hour, Mike decided it was time to strike back. He rathcheted up the ass by devouring some jalepeno poppers and three large orders of Burger King onion rings.
2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.
2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.
by Charlie Tang July 07, 2005
To get balls deep in anything; whether it be a person, place, thing, or idea. In addition, any noun also has an ass. Therefore, it is possible to get into both. However, to accomplish this feat, one must use the possessive.
We didn't know where to go for food so Larry suggested we get up in some Taco Bell's ass.
That dude pissed me off so i got right up in that ass and tore it up!
I'm going to get up in her ass's ass.
That dude pissed me off so i got right up in that ass and tore it up!
I'm going to get up in her ass's ass.
by BallsDeep'sAss March 06, 2010
When anything goes missing on our house we automatically assume that it's "up Buffy's ass". Buffy is the cat.
Then they must be up Buffy's ass!
by MJ Coolness October 18, 2010