stick up the ass

To be stern, strict or uptight. (Sometimes in a way that is considered condescending.)

I lost some of my friends for beating up a bully. I guess a few of them have a stick up the ass.

by Starfighter1000 November 18, 2013

bacon-up that ass

how to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.

Bacon-up that ass, Girl!

by Phluffhead October 25, 2005

assed up

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up

Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"

by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016

up your ass

An apology for clingy or needy behavior such as blowing up someone's phone, or knowingly pestering someone for their attention.

Me: sorry I've been up your ass today.
Friend: thanks, but you need to not text me so much.

by Kali_kastaway September 18, 2020

Ratchet up the Ass

1. Mass consumption of gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent than another decidedly gassy individual within close proximity.

2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.

1. After inhaling his roomate's farts for nearly an hour, Mike decided it was time to strike back. He rathcheted up the ass by devouring some jalepeno poppers and three large orders of Burger King onion rings.

2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

up in that ass

To get balls deep in anything; whether it be a person, place, thing, or idea. In addition, any noun also has an ass. Therefore, it is possible to get into both. However, to accomplish this feat, one must use the possessive.

We didn't know where to go for food so Larry suggested we get up in some Taco Bell's ass.

That dude pissed me off so i got right up in that ass and tore it up!

I'm going to get up in her ass's ass.

by BallsDeep'sAss March 6, 2010

Up Buffy's Ass

When anything goes missing on our house we automatically assume that it's "up Buffy's ass". Buffy is the cat.

Then they must be up Buffy's ass!

by MJ Coolness October 20, 2010