unilama

A cross between a Unicorn and a Llama and is now considered one of the most awesome creatures ever.

Lama+unicorn=unilama

by inferion April 19, 2011

unwilling pioneer

a person who is forced to be the first to do something they don't want to do, but circumstances have left that person with no other options.

Kris: "no other medication has worked, I have no choice but to take this experimental drug. But, I don't know what the side-effects are. I don't want to be the example for others if something goes wrong. I am an unwilling pioneer."
Dave: that sucks man

by Maves December 12, 2012

The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008

Unmilfitize

1. The action of a MILF becoming unattractive due to menopause.

2. The action of a MILF transforming into a GILF with use of a ThunderStone at level 30.

Stoned Guy "I wonder if Peters mom is still a MILF?"

Other Guy "Dude, MILFS don't just UNMILFITIZE that quick. Read a damn book, its common knowledge bro."

by James315 September 29, 2012

unwilling pioneer

a person who is forced to be the first to do something that they do not want to, but see no other choice.

no other medication has worked for me, so I have no other choice than to take this experimental drug. But, I don't want to be an example for others if it has some unforeseen side-effects. I am an unwilling pioneer. I don't want to be the reason that there is a disclaimer "may cause anal leakage" as a possible side-effect at the end of the commercial for that drug.

by Maves December 12, 2012

unmitigated clusterfuck

A term used to describe an extremely dire situation or where events have not gone the intended way.

"I cant believe it. This orgy is a complete unmitigated clusterfuck!"

by TheMightyFlam September 11, 2015

Unzila

Unzila is a Crazy, Beautiful girl who is sometimes insecure about herself. Most boys would love to have her as their girlfriend and her family loves her so much . She is very successful and will be a savage or a badasss if u mess with her. She has such a pure heart and caring nature . She is one of the sweetest, kindest you will ever meet.....

'Omg look Unzila is here...... She is so frickin pretty '.......

by anonymous November 25, 2021