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The Great Unwiped

The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.

Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.

Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.

Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.

Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
by Symphonion October 13, 2011
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Unipegasaraus

Look! There's a unipegasaraus!
Yeah right! Everyone knows that they're mythical
by ceecee.N November 1, 2010
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unipegacorn

A crossbreed between the two coolest things evar; a unicorn and a pegasus. It contains both main attributes of each animal. They have both a swirly horn and wings on a horses body. The animal is very endangered and some people believe they do not exist, but they do. One cannot fathom the thought of riding on a unipegacorn, unless infected with The Geat, so don't even try. There origin and genetic makeup is pure awesomeness.
Whoa, did you see that unipegacorn?!?
My favorite thing to do is play water polo on my unipegacorn after a long day of hunting beaver-sharks.
by Vnecks&unicornshirts March 27, 2011
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uniposting

When someone is posting videos, pictures, or other imagery of uni (@unicouniuni3 on twitter) the cat.
Friend 1: Bro keep up the uniposting that shits funny as fuck

Friend 2: meow
by cyphh December 13, 2022
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unipoe

Unipoe, spoken as: "''uni-p-ow''".

Unipoe is a recently discovered word which to this date, has yet to have a discovered meaning.

The origin of the word unipoe dates back to 20th of the 5th, 2008. Founded by an Anon who attended RMIT on this date was attempting to solve a word find with other Anons (There was lack of vitamin lecturer at that point in time). However due to lack of knowledge, he discovered the word 'Unipoe'. From that moment on, the word unipoe is being spread across the globe being used by a variety of nations, and religions.
The word unipoe can have different contexts and therefore can be used in different ways. Some such ways are as follows:
-He is doing a unipoe
-She is in a unipoe stance
-You f&*^ unipoe
-Now thats a unipoe
-Can you get my unipoe for me?
by Jaron T May 22, 2008
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Unhinged

A book by Caite Kelly published in 2013. It's a story about a teenager (the author) growing up in today's society and her run-in with suicide. Not your average, depressing story, though it is extremely raw and real, Unhinged helps suicidal teenagers find a way out and helps friends and families to understand what's going on.
Unlike other books of its kind, Caite actually put journal entries from her suicidal days into the novel to help the reader really get into the mind of a lost teen struggling to find her way. She even included her suicide note.
If you like books that make you cry and give you hope at the same time, Unhinged is one of the jems that will do it for you.
teengirl1: Dude, have you read Unhinged?
teengirl2: Yeah. I can't believe someone was brave enough to write those things about herself.

mom1: I just bought Unhinged.
mom2: Oh, you'll love it. It'll hurt to read, but you'll remember so much about your childhood and maybe find a new way to help your daughter, too.
by watchfuleye May 27, 2013
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Unhappy Free Orc

Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
The Unhappy Free Orc needs to do some live performances.
by UFO!! February 5, 2010
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